You want pears? You came to the right place, my friend. You got pears. If I included the word pear in every sentence of this post, I couldn’t quite convey how peary this stuff was.
Seriously peary. I was thinking of all the pear modifiers and puns I could pear my verbiage with. I think I’ll take the high road on this one, though – it would be better if the puns were impearceiveable. Plus, there is just no pearity when talking about this cider – it’s certainly in the top pearcentile or pear ciders. Who knows, one day you could check the newspapear and see the Fox Barrel Pear cider winning accolades, becoming the new pearennial winner for this category of cider.
By now, you might be ready for me to pearish, hoping that a snipear was sitting outside my window. To tell you the truth, I’m not too happy with this pearformance either. Pearhaps I should just end this post, pearmenently.
Just The Facts
Appearance: Clear light yellow
Smell: Pearfect
Taste: Pearilous (with hints of apricot)
Mouthfeel: Mild carbonation, light body
Drinkability: Smooth as Eggs (and pears)
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Swimming in pool full of of pear juice. It’s so Peary it discovered the North Pole
